No tengo ni carro ni moto, lo que tengo es papeles de loco sexual.
Reblogged from philscoutinho
Why are people mentioning Ronaldo?
The man’s probably curled up in bed in Madrid with his fine girlfriend or his cute son getting a good night’s sleep for training tomorrow.
He doesn’t need bitter Madridistas dragging his ass through their shitty arguments as to why Messi is the devil incarnate.